Obama Bin Laden

"My fellow Americans..."

I'll kill the al-Qaida for you
A sacrifice to Allah-la!

Wanna know how the world will end?
Well how am I supposed to know?
If I tell will you be my friend?
Tell me now and I'll let you go
We'll let him go!

Obama Bin Laden a pleasure to see
On the waves of Puss-eidon we ride out to sea
Obama Bin Laden a stranger to know
On the wings of an angel an alien makes peace glow

Lemme be the man on the moon
While you remain the sun's only son
Don't you know I put the "in" in sin?
Sell me out and I'll cut you in
We'll cut him out!

Obama Bin Laden a treasure to show
In the womb of a demon an uber-Christ grows
Obama Bin Laden a danger to be
O'er the winds of Faux Thor a Pseudo-Zeus thus speaks

Obama Bin Laden a pressure to blow
From the tomb he becomes anonymously known
Obama Bin Laden a ranger beneath
A wolf in sheep's skin like the President in a keffiyeh!

I'll kill the al-Qaida for you!
Fork it up to Allah-la-di-da!

Osama's in heaven with 77 virgin girls
Bush did his damage to the tree of the world
Oh bomb us all into oblivion we go
America's been sold...oh say it ain't so!!!!!!!!
America's been sold, oh say it ain't so...
America's been SOLD! Oh say it ain't so!
America's been SOLD! Oh say it ain't SO!!
America's been sold...oh say it ain't so!!!!!!!!
America's been sold, oh say it ain't so...
America's been SOLD! Oh say it ain't so!
America's been SOLD! Oh say it ain't SO!!

Obama Bin Laden an endeavor too slow
An enemy of the people only Adolf Christ knows!
Obama Bin Laden an anger bequeathed
Like Mohammed for profit, almighty Merlin overdubs thee!

Obama Bin Laden the story unfolds
Our language is stolen but our words are sure bold
Our debt repaid in bloody gold
Our own soul we do not behold
Our culture's still young but it's Hollywood-old
Our youths are in their prime and it's finally time to shatter the mold!
So let's shatter the mold
And shackle the lost souls
Now break free from this hold
My arch-nemesis behold...
And conquer the world!